Thread started: Oct 21 2008, 8:49 AM EDT
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I really like Men in Black. No, not the movie. I'd like to list some good qualities here and if anyone can add something, please do.
#1 They are "men". I like men. But are they really? We have never seen thier genital region. hmmmm I wonder if it looks like a Ken doll down there. Discuss.
#2 They wear black. Black is the universal color for "Im cool". I wonder if they like heavy metal?
#3 They usually have long skinny black ties. Because a long skinny tie is really a phallic symbol, I think of penis when I see them. Therefore, MIB's make me horny. That's always good.
#4 They wear smart black hats. Usually to cover up bald heads. Bald heads are really sexy.
#5 They show up unexpectedly. Listen up Earth men! Spontaneity and doing unexpected little things like popping up places keeps the love alive.
#6 They like exotic food. I'll bet they know some really cool restaurants and when they go into a place get the quickest, best service, cause that's how they roll.
#7 They can read your mind. This translates into a caring, sensitive, understanding MIB. Say if you were thinking of ice cream, he wouldnt even have to ask what you were thinking about, he'd just go get you some ice cream. So sweet!
#8 Im sure they have really interesting friends.
#9 They dont talk much. No one likes a chatty man. Tall, dark, handsome and QUIET. Still waters run deep. Remember that.
#10 They have really long fingers. Nuff said.
Well, there you have it. Please take some time to think about this list, and add some of you can. I'm going to try to find the club they hang in and go get me a Man (in Black)!- KL
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